Monday, August 28, 2006


dee dum doo

was in sitiawan the past week...never heard of it before?
am not surprised.

it's a small town (much bigger than Pee Dee though), with the only thing conspicuous about it being the numerous holey houses built for swallows to nest in, and the fact that it's always among the top 3 when it comes to API readings in Malaysia.

when people ask what the heck i'm doing there and where in heavens it is,
i always give the same answer:

my father works in seri manjung.

oh..where's that?

erm..near sitiawan.

oh..where's that?

erm.. near lumut.

oh..where's that?

wth? which rock have you been living under?? erm..near pangkor.

oh....where's that?

it seldom gets this far, but when it does, it really freaks me out how some malaysians know nuts about our own country.

Merdeka day's just around the corner, what are you gonna do?

anyway, i took this "How un-Malaysian Are You?" test on kennysia and got this:

Congratulations, you are 3% not Malaysian.

That means you're as Malaysian as...


Abdullah Badawi !

How Un-Malaysian Are You?



whahahaha..then why wanna send me to NS camp for??
i'm so Malaysian that i can lead the country!
send some other unpatriotic lala zhai or matcha or mat rempit lah...why me??

Posted by ~z at 12:05 AM